the pursuit of Jadaness

she;

[technically chaotic

politically incorrect

tousled hair in her face

legs too long to be legal

obnoxiously flamboyant]


is her own kind of beautiful. ♥

(via xokushgirls)

nikkilipstick:

phenom

nikkilipstick:

phenom

(Source: boycorpse)



IT’S A VENDING MACHINE.
AND IT MAKES PIZZA.
WHY IS THERE NOT ONE IN MY ROOM.

IT’S A VENDING MACHINE.

AND IT MAKES PIZZA.

WHY IS THERE NOT ONE IN MY ROOM.

(Source: progressivefriends, via giraffesareawesome)

When people stop in the middle of a crowded hallway

Cool story bro. Do you wanna hear mine? It’s a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a fuck. The end.

If you love your mom, repost this. One girl didn’t and her mom died 4 days later.

THE AMOUNT OF NOTES. <3 i’ve reblogged so many times lol NOT RISKING IT FUCK YOU

DON’T TOUCH MY MOMMIE BITCHES.

YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH HER. YOU WILL DIE.

(Source: thanhv, via giraffesareawesome)


Is Mickey making Swiss Cheese with his penis?

click here if you’re awkward!

Is Mickey making Swiss Cheese with his penis?

click here if you’re awkward!

(via most-awkward-moments)

My sleep cycle.

appearanddisappear:

onemoregleek:

7AM:

5 PM:

3AM:

GPOY

(via giraffesareawesome)

Making a weird face at your best friend until they notice

My mom + My dad - Condom = Greatest person alive.